Matchbox contains fifty-six matches with pro-match (and sometimes anti-lighter) slogans on their sides. The beginning of each phrase is marked by a small triangle, which allows to move quickly to reading and understanding without revolving the match too long. The inscriptions are not repeated and their whole list is attached to the matchbox.
• Toys for adults. When things get serious.
• I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey hey hey).
• Absolutely natural, totally safe.
• Lighters — a grimace of civilization. Matches — the experience of generations.
• Do not burn oil and gasoline. Save non-renewable resources!
• Multifunctionality: this can be used as a toothpick.
• A portable Prometheus is in your hand.
• Multifunctionality: you can build toy buildings with matches.
• Even if a match is broken in half, you can still use it.
• For as long as matches are in use, do not be alarmed about this planet.
• Matches have style!
• A match. Convenient, self-tuned plug-and-play device.
• Regardless of the fact that matches can become wet, they always dry fast.
• In case of extreme hunger matches can be eaten.
• One simple move — and you are warm, sated, safe and sound.
• The harmfulness of matches is fabulously exaggerated by manufacturers of lighters.
• An economic stability measure: “The price of a box of matches in the year … was …”.
• You are not getting zombified right now, but: matches, matches, matches…
• Matches. Simply ingenious.
• Matches: little things that make a big difference.
• Multifunctionality: you can measure the length of objects using matches.
• The product that does not change its appearance in years is stable and dependable.
• The content of harmful substances in this match is… Well, it is essentially harmless!
• “The last match…“ How poetic does that sound!
• The match is an important component in the foundation of civilization.
• A lighter is for cheap peacockery, a match is for a reasoned choice.
• On top of everything else, matches float on water.
• A match is a bright example of coordinated teamwork.
• The sparkling that affordable even for a totally stupid man or a zombie.
• Each and every match has its own special personality.
• This thing stands for roots and traditions. Our grandfathers were using matches!
• The match is a simple, foolproof device that doesn't require any usage instructions.
• It is rumored that on other planets, some creatures are ready to give everything for a single match.
• There are no troubles with lighting a match during the winter season.
• You just can't survive without matches. It is a fact.
• A matchbox itself is a really useful thing as well, it is not simply a package.
• “To light matches” and “to meditate” are about the same thing.
• Ideal for combusting a huge variety of materials.
• Mcath si wlel-kwnon eevn aonsmgt ailnes. Yrspotch!
• In the shape of matches you can keep secure a priceless reserve of wood substance.
• Multifunctionality: when you don’t have a pencil, you can use a match to write down something important.
• Without bragging, the humble match-hero helps us in our lives.
• All fire accidents were caused by people, not matches.
• We should either build a big tower in honor of the match or be ashamed of our ingratitude.
• The match is what truly separates humans from all other animals.
• To use matches, you don’t even need a remote control unit!
• A match is a representation of true inherent dignity.
• Even the worst kind of worm knows that each match deserves to be respected.
• Only a match can give you real, true, non-imitated and authentic fire.
• When electricity no longer exists, every human will understand the importance of the match.
• Matches are more necessary than salt, more beautiful than pastry and way better than lighters.
• Drumsticks for quiet but groovy rhythms.
• The historical account of the match is a billion times bigger than the match itself.
• Recommended by the best sword swallowers and dragons!
• Multifunctionality: as you can see, matches can also be read.
• Matches vs. lighters: game, set and match!
