Mark my words, people! It seems, I found the universal uniting idea for the humankind, and this idea has a number of obvious pluses! First, it is based on a negative feeling — and we all know that hardship hold people together better than prosperity. Second, this idea can be understood by almost every person on this planet — whether one is a Catholic or a Hindu, a vegan or a meat lover, a European or an Australian, a head of state or an electrician. Third, all the languages can describe this idea — so it rises above language barriers. The only minus here is that I took the soft option and did not even attempt to develop the practical implementation of the idea. Anyway, get ready to hear what I am talking about. Here it is: toothache!

 —  Yellowhead